What Is It About Mini Eggs?

The adventures and not so much adventures of my daily life. Lacrosse is my game and my culture. The stories of a university student who let's be honest is just avoiding doing any of her schoolwork. The lessons and mistakes of a girl who is learning to love, one day at a time. Welcome to the root of my procrastination.

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.

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You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her.

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accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

I dunno if you watched this season yet guys but um “mail fraud” is not exactly accurate 8)

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alwayssgoodvibeshere:

Babies got back😍😂

rachelagyefron:

Haha, my favourite hollyoaks actor tweeting about Zac